[ XBox ] --------.
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[ P90 ] ------.   |
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[ Lobster ] --[ Switch ]
               |      |
[ uglyVax ] --'       z
                  75 ft cat5
                      z
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              [ Router ] ----- [ Cable Modem ]
[ Chuck2k ] ---'  | |
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[ HPLap ] -------'  |
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( Open Port ) -----'